War-Pimpin' Uncle Sam Auctions More Death to alCIAda's Paymasters

The Bush/Bin Laden/Carlyle Group clique no doubt began wildly salivating today upon hearing the news, reported in Defense Industry Daily, that $5,100,000,000 worth of Uncle Sam's biggest export - Weapons of Mass Destruction - were leaving the Plantation en route to alCIAda's chief financier and middleman.

Rumor has it that military dictator Pervez Musharraf and his ISI allies celebrated the news with a ham sandwich before hitting up Richard Armitage's brand new gambling den for smack and whores.

Did Uncle Sam's WMD Research at Augsburg College cause the 35W Bridge Collapse?

Another hat-tip for this item to the team over at The Truth Will Set You Free.

It turns out that at precisely the time of the collapse, Russia’s Institute of Solar-Terrestrial Physics reported that their Siberian Solar Radio Telescope (SSRT) detected a ‘massive’ ultra low frequency (ULF) ‘blast’ emanating from Latitude: 45° 00' North Longitude: 93° 15' West.

Do any intrepid readers of this blog wish to hazard a guess as to where these coordinates plot onto a map?

The Russian Military believes that the unexplained collapse of such a massive structure could only have been done using an acoustic weapon, which the United States Military is known to possess.

"Coincidentally" Augsburg College, which is located an hour from the bridge site, happens to be one of the world's foremost developers of these weapons.