22 August 2007

Uncle Sam's Kiddie Porners Seek Access to World's Largest Pornographic Datebase

Uncle Sam's sexual perverts are at it again.

For more than three years, Sam's Departments of Vanilla Justice and Fatherland Security have collaborated on a project aimed at scrutinizing, analyzing, examining, and studying kiddie porn with unsurpassed fervor and intensity.

Looking at kiddie porn is their life!

But it turns out that this has left left some employees unsatisfied. Tired and bored with the sight of naked 14-year-olds, they demand the real thing!

"We want to look at real porn... with real porn stars," they insist!

Not surprisingly, Uncle Sam agreed with them. And in response, He has charged the Department of Vanilla Justice with compiling a database of every pornographic web-site, movie, and producer. Uncle Sam even wants addresses and phone numbers of every porn star put into his Rolodex!

The New York Post reports:
The Department of Justice wants to come up with an official list of every porn star in America...

The new rules...would require blue-movie makers to keep photos, stage names, professional names, maiden names, aliases, nicknames and ages on file for... inspection...

The proposed rule would require porn producers to give the title of the video or magazine, or the Web address where the actor appears.

This twisted and pointless exercise has but one rationale: satisfying the request of Uncle Sam's perverted employees. We have already seen the effects of pandering to such people. In April of last year, Savage Justice reported on the arrest of Brian Doyle, a high-ranking official at the Department of Fatherland Security busted for soliciting a 14-year-old on the internet.

Heeding this request, no doubt made by people who's level of sexual perversity exclipses that of the sick, twisted DHS Doyle and his close friend and blogging colleague, MULLAH BEAK the DHS PEDOPHILE, helps us to understand Uncle Sam's utter indifference concerning the epidemic of rape and sexual assault on the Plantation.
  • Every two and a half minutes, somewhere in America, someone is sexually assaulted.
  • One in six American women are victims of sexual assault, and one in 33 men.
  • In 2004-2005, there were an average annual 200,780 victims of rape, attempted rape or sexual assault.
  • About 44% of rape victims are under age 18, and 80% are under age 30.

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