War-Pimpin' Uncle Sam Auctions More Death to alCIAda's Paymasters

The Bush/Bin Laden/Carlyle Group clique no doubt began wildly salivating today upon hearing the news, reported in Defense Industry Daily, that $5,100,000,000 worth of Uncle Sam's biggest export - Weapons of Mass Destruction - were leaving the Plantation en route to alCIAda's chief financier and middleman.

Rumor has it that military dictator Pervez Musharraf and his ISI allies celebrated the news with a ham sandwich before hitting up Richard Armitage's brand new gambling den for smack and whores.