Uncle Sam Refuses to Allow Petraeus to Whine to Congress about alCIAda Goblins

Many people in the neo-fascist blogosphere have spilled considerable ink in recent weeks trumpeting Uncle Sam's divine victory in Iraq. News of Uncle Sam's success would become clear, they asserted, once His commanding officer there, David Petraeus, testified before Congress next month. Judging by their self-confidence, one assumed that Petraeus would actually testify in his own words, not as a Sock Puppet.

Predictably, they lied. Like a good Storm-Trooper, if he's allowed to speak at all, he'll toe Uncle Sam's line!

The pro-Occupation Washington Post reports:

Senior congressional aides said yesterday that the White House has proposed limiting the much-anticipated appearance on Capitol Hill next month of Gen. David H. Petraeus and Ambassador Ryan C. Crocker to a private congressional briefing.

After Uncle Sam and His propagandists spent so much energy on the yarn that the testimony given would demonstrate His heroic triumph, we now see that what we'll get instead is more rhetoric from Sambo Rice.

Who thinks they're embarrassed at being punked... again... by Uncle Sam?

The Post piece continues:

The document would not be written by the Army general but instead would come from the White House.

So MISS BEAMISH... Farmer: maybe next time.

Thanks so much, though, for the disinformation!