05 May 2006

Savage Profiles: Sambo Warren the Injun Killer

We at Savage Justice have decided to introduce a new feature in which we write profiles for those whose blogs appear on SAVAGE KLANWATCH.

Because of the myriad possibilities, we did have some difficulty in deciding about whom to dedicate the first profile. But in the end, Sambo Warren the Injun Killer warranted it by demonstrating unparalleled arrogance and stupidity. His blog, Long Range, exudes these qualities in abundance.

Sambo Warren the Injun Killer is a native to Sam's Plantation, meaning that he and his People were genocided - both through a campaign of ruthless wars and biological exterminism - by White Europeans as part of their savage invasion and conquest of 'America'.

Rather than being deterred by the fact that for hundreds of years, Vanilla Sam's ruling order exterminated his people, Sambo Warren the Injun Killer parlayed the ideological construct of White Supremacy (why else would he kill on behalf of his people's exterminators?), historical amnesia, and testosterone-crazed bloodlust into a job as cannon fodder with Uncle Sam's GI Joes.

And predictably, Uncle Sam shipped Sambo Warren the Injun Killer over to Vietnam, where he took part in Sam's genocidal campaign that massacred over 3,000,000 Vietnamese civilians and wrecked the ecosystem with napalm and other Weapons of Mass Destruction.

As a writer and blogger, Sambo Warren the Injun Killer occassionally dabbles in politics - more as a distraction than a real interest. Whenever the discussion turns towards Uncle Sam's occupation of Iraq, Apartheid Israel's occupation of Palestine, or any number of sensitive areas that the petty bourgeois White Supremacists who front for Sam's Empire would rather ignore, Sambo Warren the Injun Killer demonstrates a perverse fascination to recenter the debate to his enemy's imagined sexual proclivities. He engages in this disturbing habit with some degree of regularity - ostensibly as a means of character assassination on other KLANWATCH blogs - but both Michel Foucault and Sigmund Freud would disagree with this alleged motive!

Of late, Sambo Warren the Injun Killer has taken a great interest in the techniques and tactics of Joseph Goebbles, making idle threats and censoring not only his own blog but taking up the slack for those too ashamed to censor their own. Concealing his own servility to the ruling order with such behavior is customary for servants of imperialism.